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Grocery Shopping Alone Other Rock Stars Suck My Boyfriend's Girlfriend (Isn't Me) Liar She Never Says 'Not' My Place or Yours The Point Game Hotter Than I Was Psycho Girlfriend Did You Sleep Last Night? But I Don't Love You Matching Set of Three Promise Me Make It True Merry Nondenominational Holiday That You Suck Stop Messaging Me |
Merry Nondenominational Holiday You may believe a savior saved your soul You may believe he hasn't come yet (He or she, I mean) You may believe there's a god looking out for you Or one that doesn't care or none at all, but don't forget Winter's a good time to hang out with your friends Or your family, if you've got 'em, and eat good food Warm up by the fire, give tokens of your love Store bought or home made, but don't just sit there and brood Chorus: Happy yuletide, Happy post-winter solstice Happy December and new year's To everyone I know, no matter where you go or what you do A very merry nondenominational holiday to you You may believe it's all too commercial "They've taken Christ right out of Christmas" You may believe they hijacked pagan ritual ("One god, my ass") You may just laugh and call it giftmas But winter's a good time to hang out with your friends Or your family, if you've got 'em, and eat turkey, or tofurkey Warm up by the fire, give tokens of your love So try and be happy and perky Chorus Whether we believe it's all fun and games or a chance for piousness and love to blossom I'm sure we're all agreed the day off from work or double normal wage is truly awesome Chorus So don't complain so much Happy holidays to you |